DRUIDS
Tip: Don't stop at a piney forest to try and find Druids unless you've just gone over a cattle grid and can see a car-park type-equation. But do stop if you are easily spooked and fancy freaking yourselves out and making a film....

Druids Temple isn't exactly real: druids didn't have much to do with it. It was built on the instruction of local landowner William Danby in the 1800s - apparently to provide work for his local-folk workers during a time of severe unemployment.- which was nice of him. I wonder if we'll be shown similar benevolence when we all start getting into the credit crump for proper.

So 'Druids' is Victorian rich people, again, making stuff up: trotting around the natural unspoilt countryside and building complicated wendy houses that look like they've been trashed or... maybe they were dabbling in the dark arts, like Daniel Radcliffe and wearing hoods and goosing each other- who knows what they got up to there but we took Mr Chicken there and sacrificed him.

You can score additional points here if you dress as a druid or a Victorian Philanthropist or a ditsy Victorian bird gambolling through the forest perhaps, or a rubber chicken- hey, be creative.

As we got back into our trusty van the helpful walkers (with a silent 'l' and a hidden 'n') appeared....'you found it then?'..........we grinned through gritted teeth smiles and tried to take their pictures on a mobile phone, surreptitiously. We got a picture of a foot and a tyre instead- one of our foots.